my cat is gross 

My cat Joaquim is really sick, in an icky kind of way.

He opens the door when you are trying to pee, he jerks off with his paw and makes you watch, he sits on your face with stinky breath and usually tries to nibble your boob when he's sitting on your lap.

I'm not even kidding. It's so gross.

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